Ok, “Dragon Slayer Virgin, Game Hell Whore” is not the real title. It’s
Keishon’s Feburary challenge was a virgin hero, and we have one in Colin Wescott, Earl of Haverwood. The book has a great prologue: it’s Colin as a boy finding out his father was not the old Earl — who has brought him to the Old Bailey to witness a hanging — but the man about to be hanged, a rapist named Black Jack Cady. The sight of his father’s death coincides with the realization that his blood is tainted. The old Earl raises Colin to believe he has “the rutting blackness inside you”. Colin creates an alter ego, the Dragon Slayer, to fight the dragons he believes are in his heart. As he grows, the Dragon Slayer gains a kind of reality: Colin becomes a spy for England.
The old Earl left one more nasty surprise for Colin in his will: he’s have to marry by the time he turns 28 or lose the orphanage he owns (??????). Forced to choose between ruining some innocent virgin and forcing a gaggle of orphans into the street, Colin chooses the former. His butler Giles (one of those insubodinate butlers who is more of a friend than servant) plans to round up a bevy of available women for a dinner party (????). But Colin has a chance encounter at the opera with Sarah Banks, daughter of a (dead) disgraced gaming club owner, who has always dreamed of a man with amber eyes, and decides right away Colin’s her fate.
Colin wants Sarah, but he is afraid he will hurt her. He is determined to marry another. But as luck would have it, someone keeps trying to kidnap Sarah. Colin has to be near her to protect her: he can’t stay away.
So there’s a kind of parallelism in their imaginary friends. But while Sarah abandons her amber eyed dream man when the real thing enters her life, Colin relies even more heavily on his. Colin constantly thinks of himself as his alter ego, in the third person, as in
What kind of a gentleman was he? He was supposed to be a Dragon Slayer for God’s sake!
in the middle of a diner party, which had me giggling. Or when they finally make love, he thinks
Right now she could be carrying his child. The child of a Dragon Slayer.
My husband and I had some fun with this last night. As in, Him: “Dinner’s ready.” Me: “Dinner for a Dragon Slayer????!!!”, or Me: “Can you let the dogs out?” Him: “The dogs of a Dragon Slayer!!!“.
Nothing much becomes of the kidnapping plot. And if I tell you that in the middle of the book Colin rescues, at knife point, an orphan prostitute and dumps her at Sarah’s house, and later the Earl gets punched in the stomach by the girl orphan’s boyfriend, you will see this is a bit of a crazy book.
The setting is not well realized. And the writing is pretty clunky. For example:
He forced a polite smile on his face, which he feared would appear like a pained grimace.
Or
He followed her to the foyer, watching the swing in her hips with the most dissolute lust raging in his heart.
It’s O’Reilly’s first novel, and IMHO, it shows. But this is not a horrible book, by any means. I enjoyed it, perhaps a bit less than the two contemporary trilogies I have enjoyed by this author. But the story is gripping from the first page (anyone who doesn’t like prologues should read this one to see how effective they can be), and the tortured virgin hero/no-nonsense, semi-outcast heroine, reminiscent in some ways of Kinsale’s The Shadow and the Star, is one I like in all its variations. The relationship between Sarah and Colin was very touching and believable.
Oh, and just FYI: Many of us know about AAR’s list, but in writing this review I discovered that Good Reads has a similar list. (although it may be less reliable: it includes Kelley Armstrong’s Bitten, which I just read, and Clay is no virgin).








