The Last Hellion (Avon, 1998) is the fourth book in Loretta Chase’s Scoundrels Series. It had the misfortune of being the novel immediately following Chase’s Lord of Scoundrels, considered by many to be one of the best romance novels ever written. The Last Hellion’s hero, Vere Mallory, the Duke of Ainswood, was introduced in all his dissolute obnoxiousness in LoS. He drinks, he whores (“the whores give me the only thing I want from a female”), he doesn’t care what anyone thinks. He speaks with a “mocking baritone”, acts with “rough obnoxiousness” and is “uncivilized” and “thickheaded”. Despite being a younger son of a younger son, deaths in the Mallory family have made Vere a Duke. Alas, he has no interest in taking seriously the dukedom’s responsibilities including two wards he has sent off to live with a relative. This exchange with his valet indicates his view of women:
“God save us from bluestockings. You know what their trouble is, don’t you, Jaynes? Due to not getting pumped regular, females take the oddest fancies, such as imagining they can think.”
Seasoned romance readers will identify that passage as communicating, “what Vere really needs is a ‘bluestocking.’” And who is our heroine but Lydia Grenville, a “cynically hardhearted reporter” with a passion for social causes and no interest in marriage or men. I actually decided to read The Last Hellion because of Lydia’s sideline, writing (pseudonymously) The Rose of Thebes, a rollicking serialized adventure story on which all of London is hooked. Lydia is almost too outrageous, barreling through London in her cabriolet, wearing black bombazine, with her giant black mastiff by her side, but she’s funny and smart and determined and caring, so I was drawn to her anyway.
Vere and Lydia meet in an alley when Lydia is trying to save the life (and virtue) of a young runaway from a “procuress”, with her fists if necessary. Vere physically restrains her, kisses her impulsively, and she pretends to faint, only to make the Duke a laughingstock by flattening him with a punch to the jaw. He pretty much falls in love on the spot. Of course, Vere is too thickheaded to realize it, but he is fascinated and attracted, and disapproving and disgusted, and he can’t keep away from her. For her part, Lydia is very attracted to Vere, but mostly sees him as a cretin, and an impediment to her various plans, both of which he is.
Their relationship is very amusing and over the top, reminding me a bit of classic Hollywood romances like Bringing Up Baby or His Girl Friday. Early on, for example, she performs a dead on parody of Vere in a smoky club where writers congregate, not realizing Vere is there. And, in my favorite scene, Vere accompanies Lydia (actually, he follows her, by hanging on to the back of her carriage) to an estate, where he helps her climb inside a second story window to retrieve her clothes without waking the occupants of the home. For an assignment, Lydia was costumed as a man, and Vere, in the pitch black darkness, has to help her undo the back buttons of her corset. It’s a very funny and sexy scene.
Overall, I enjoyed reading The Last Hellion, especially the zip and zing of Vere and Lydia’s encounters, but it really fell apart for me in the second half. Lydia’s character, despite being billed as sensible, turned out to be all impulse, no reason. Yes, she writes fiction, very popular fiction, but she refers to it as “sentimental claptrap” and it is never clear why she does it.* She saves a young woman, who becomes her companion, but instead of getting back to saving other young women from procuresses, she becomes inexplicably obsessed with finding the young woman’s missing jewelry. She turns out to be related to the hero of Lord of Scoundrels, Dain, which she knew, but what is never clear is why she never pursued the connection, especially when Dain and Jessica show up and embrace her as one of their own.** She doesn’t want marriage, and resists her attraction to Vere, but why?
The plot just kind of meandered after a great first third, and moved from finding the missing jewels, to resolving the will-she-won’t-she marriage issue with Vere (he tells Lydia she should marry him, not for her own happiness, but because she can use his wealth to save more young women.*** Instead of agreeing on the spot to marry a duke to whom she is deeply attracted and who clearly cares for her, she challenges him to a carriage race.), to discovering Lydia’s true ancestry, to … rather randomly … a manhunt for Vere’s missing nieces.
Vere, too, had some issues. Perhaps attempting to rehabilitate the character from his turn in LoS, Chase gives us a preface in which we see Vere lose one family member after another to various diseases and accidents, including, most poignantly, a beloved young cousin. In the genre, these kinds of early losses explain (and partially excuse) the development of rakish or dissolute heroes, so that was fine (and it was a really good prologue, actually). But Vere’s turnaround was a little too 180 for me. The woman-hater ends up declaring, “We’re of one mind, Grenville and I, and the mind is hers, on account of my being a man and not having one.”
There are other issues: Bertie, Jessica’s wayward brother from LoS, appears here as the love interest of the runaway whom Lydia saved. But somehow he has become a complete idiot between books. Is there an unpublished novella that explains his brain injury? And while the issue of historical accuracy is not one that interests me much, even I rolled my eyes when Jessica, after meeting Lydia exactly once, on the day of her wedding, presents her “enough lewd underwear to dress a dozen harlots.”
Still, Chase creates very likeable characters and this is a light, fun read. Vere’s bemused and reverential attitude towards Lydia — he calls her “Grenville” to the end — is one of its chief delights. My biggest problems with it really arose after I put it down and started to write this review, thinking about the plot as a whole and who these characters are.
But the main reason I read The Last Hellion was Lydia’s sideline of writing fiction. It’s really interesting how this is dealt with. It parallels very nicely the kinds of discussion had in Romanceland about the popularity of romance, its relationship to literature, and its critical reception. Lydia refers to it disparagingly, but her editor says, “It isn’t the blasted critics, but your ‘dratted story’ that’s made our fortune”. I think Chase was trying to convey that the “wildly fanciful and convoluted” tale is really a part of Lydia which she would prefer to renounce, but shouldn’t, just as she shouldn’t renounce her messy and romantic feelings towards Vere. So it makes sense that Vere, once he learns who writes The Rose of Thebes, is delighted, and tries to convince her of its value.
On being told that an unfortunate plot turn has resulted in mobs of readers hanging a certain character in effigy, Lydia says “By gad, people do take their romantic fables seriously. Well. … Sentimental swill it may be, but it’s popular swill, it seems, and it’s mine.”
But Vere refers to Lydia as “a master storyteller”, and Dain concurs, “The gods must have given you the talent, cousin.” To which Vere replies:
“My wife holds that talent cheap,” Vere said. “She refers to The Rose of Thebes as ‘sentimental swill’ — and that’s the kindest epithet she bestows upon it. If Macgowan hadn’t let the cat out of the bag, she’d never have admitted she wrote it.”
“It serves no useful purpose,” Lydia said. “All it does it entertain. With simple morals. The good end happily, the bad unhappily. It has nothing to do with real life.”
“We have to live real life, like it or not,” Vere said. “And you know, better than most, the sort of lives the great mass of humanity lead. To give them a few hours’ respite is to bestow a great gift.”
“I think not,” Grenville said. “I begin to think it socially irresponsible. On account of that wretched story, girls take it into their heads to bolt in search of excitement they can’t find at home. They’ll imagine they can dispatch villains with sharpened spoons. They –”
“You’re telling me the members of your sex are imbeciles who can’t distinguish fact from fiction,” he said. “Anyone fool enough to try one of Miranda’s tricks is either restless by nature or doesn’t own a grain of sense. Such people will do something stupid with or without your suggestions. My wards offer a perfect example.”
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[Vere continues] “You are a talented writer, with the knack of communcating with readers of both genders, of every age and background. I will not permit you to throw that gift away.”
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[Vere continues] “I should be illiterate were it not for romantic clatrap and sentimental swill and improbably tales. I cut my teeth on The Arabian Nights and Tales of the Genii.
Here we have in a nutshell many of the common arguments for and against the genre. A reader could be forgiven for assuming that Chase had these things on her mind as a woman writer writing today. But in an interview at Word Wenches, Chase says:
Lydia is one of the many woman characters I’ve created in reaction to women in 19th C novels and to 19th C sexism and misogyny in general. Specifically, what set me off was critics’ reaction to Lady Morgan’s two-volume ITALY. You can read her response to some of the criticism here.
According to Paul Johnson’s THE BIRTH OF THE MODERN, “they hated Lady Morgan as a woman writer…and they were further incensed by the news that the publisher Colburn had paid her the immense sum of £2000 for the book. Byron hailed the book as ‘fearless and excellent.’” Everyone else went nuts. Here’s a sampling from Johnson’s book: “‘she spewed out of her filthy maw/A flood of poison, horrible and black. “She was ‘an Irish she-wolf’ a ‘blustering virago,’ a ‘wholesale blunderer and reviler’; she wrote while ‘maudlin from an extra tumbler of negus in the forenoon.’” This was typical “criticism” of the time–reviewers today are pussycats by comparison. What fascinated me me was the how much they hated her simply because she was a successful woman writer.
I’ve just read about a half dozen Loretta Chase interviews, and although she talks a lot about how characters come to her, and what her inspirations are for characters, settings, and plots, I actually can’t find an interview where Chase talks about herself as a writer of popular books that are disparaged by critics and the moral majority. So one lesson is for me is to try not to be careful about assuming I can get inside an author’s brain that way.
Still, would it have lessened the quality of this book if Chase gave an interview where she said, “Well, I was being interviewed by a local journalist, and the guy was such a jerk about the romance genre, that when I was thinking of reasons for Lydia to be against her own muse, these came to me”? Unless it was just awkwardly thrust in as a kind of didactic moment, not for this reader.
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*True, she says she agreed to write it under two “conditions” (anonymity and editorial control), but conditions are not reasons.
**Or maybe I should say her reason — sparing her long dead mother from being the subject of gossip — is hardly convincing given the disdain this character feels for the nobility.
***In a spit in the face of journalists everywhere, he actually says “you could actually do something, instead of simply writing about what is wrong.”