Getting Rid of Bradley (click here for excerpt and buying info) was first published in 1994 as Harlequin Temptation #480. According to Fantastic Fiction, GRoB is #35 of a 50 book series called American Heroes: Against All Odds. It won the RITA for best contemporary short in 2005 1995.

2001 Reissue
I am not sure what the original cover was. The two covers in this post are the only covers I found (there is a second “suitcase cover” with the author’s name in a different font).* (see below for a third) In any case, the cover above is, IMO, all wrong for this book. The heroine is a decidedly middle class, frumpy high school physics teacher who wears flowered dresses, and the hero is a hairy, leather jacket wearing cop. Almost all of the action takes place in the heroine’s house. Perhaps this cover is a case of trying to entice the chick lit market?

2008 Reissue
Thanks to AQ, here is a tiny pic of the original cover:

Getting Rid of Bradley begins with Lucy’s divorce from Bradley being finalized in court. A past marriage or engagement is common in Crusie, perhaps a result of her typically older heroes and heroines. Lucy had been hoping her cheating ex (she found him with a blond in the living room) would show up, for closure’s sake, but he didn’t. As she is being bossed around by her loving but domineering sister Tina, Lucy has an epiphany:
Nobody’s ordering me around anymore. From now on, I’m going to be independent even if it is illogical. I’m going to be a whole new me.
The sisters end up eating lunch in a seedy diner, where two detectives also happen to be eating. We find out eventually that everybody is there for a reason, but in the meantime, Lucy notices one of the detectives:
Shorter, thicker, tense as a coiled spring in a creased black leather jacket, he leaned across the table and stabbed his index finger into the Formica. His unshaven face looked as if it were made of slabs, his hair was dark and shaggy, and his smile came and went like a broken neon sign. He was so intense, he was practically bending the table with the force of his personality.
Lucy is drawn to him, but, given that he’s slightly terrifying, immediately thinks the idea is “dumb.” Lucy’s superego is constantly giving her bad advice in the name of “logic”. Her struggle will be to learn to listen to her heart, to be more honest with herself, and to give herself permission to meet her own needs.
In contrast, Zack is impulsive, emotional, and intuitive. Like many Crusie heroes, Zack is allergic to the idea of domesticity for no apparent reason (“responsibility is death.”). This isn’t a criticism, by the way. I would rather have no “reason” for male resistance to monogamy than “my dad was abusive and I might be abusive” or “my mommy/ex was a cheater so you might be a cheater”. He’s having a hard time aging (he just turned 36!), and worries that he’s slowing down, letting fear and practical reason subdue his “lightening fast instincts”. Also trademark Crusie, the hero has a confidante, his partner Alex, who urges him to stop dating brainless young things, and start trying to build a life outside of work.
As she’s leaving the diner, Lucy mentions “getting rid of Bradley”, in the metaphorical sense of “moving on”, but Zack, who happens to be working on an embezzlement case involving a banker named “Bradley”, thinks it is no coincidence and follows her out to the parking lot, where they get shot at. There’s a misunderstanding as Lucy thinks Zack is “some horrible drug dealer”, and Zack thinks Lucy may be a coconspirator to embezzlement.
It is fairly typical of Crusie for the hero and heroine to take an immediate dislike to each other (even where there is physical attraction). Zack can’t understand why Lucy’s devotion to her three dogs and home overrides her concern for her own safety (she won’t leave, despite the dangerous situation), and Lucy thinks Zack is a blustering blowhard. But in GRoB, the dislike evaporates pretty quickly, replaced by mild irritation and befuddlement. On the surface, Zack is as bossy as Lucy’s sister, but he brings out the fighting spirit in typically mild mannered Lucy, and she likes it:
“He just comes in here, out of the blue, and tells me somebody’s been shooting at me, and orders me around. Juts what I needed. Somebody else ordering me around.”
Only she hadn’t let him. She’d fought back.
And it felt really good.
“I think I’m on to something with this independence thing,” she told the dogs. “I really enjoyed arguing with him.”
The compromise is that Zack moves in, thus introducing him to the delights of domesticity, not to mention the delights of Lucy’s naked body.
All of this happens with the wit and humor and rapid fire dialogue Crusie is known for. One of the things that has surprised me the most, going back through her first books, is how developed her voice is. (A bit OT, but I also noticed that she never modifies words like “said” with adverbs.) Here is Zack’s partner and “wise best friend”, Anthony, taking in the scene after Zack has moved in:
“This is eerie,” Anthony said. “It’s like the night of the Living Yuppies.”
“Watch your mouth,” Lucy said. “We never Yup.”
“You know those old science fiction movies where the mad scientist puts a steel cap on a human being and another steel cap on an chimpanzee and pulls a switch, and their brains scramble?” Anthony looked toward the kitchen [where Zack is preparing dinner]. “That’s what this reminds me of.”
“Are you calling me a chimpanzee?” Lucy demanded.
“No, that would be Zack,” Anthony said, “What’s going on here?”
“What are you talking about” Lucy blushed. “There’s nothing going on here.”
Anthony grinned at her. Lucy was hooked. Now all he had to do was make sure of Zack.
I’m reading a bunch of early Crusies in rapid succession, a guarantee for getting even thick headed people like me to notice things, and I notice that it is common in her books for the hero and heroine to resist each other for very ephemeral reasons. They feel attraction, even lust, they feel warmth, admiration, affection, and then … they shake their heads as if clearing cobwebs, stiffen their resolves, and push it away. Why? In Lucy’s case, it’s that she’s just finalized her divorce, and also that Zack is quite deranged, and in Zack’s case, it’s that he doesn’t want to settle down, and also that Lucy is a bit bizarre with all her dogs, and her green hair. This passage is typical:
Of course, the real problem wasn’t that he turned her on. The real problem was that she liked being with him, she felt good around him. Happy. Warm.
Or this…
Which meant that he was in a lot more trouble than he’d realized. This was the first time his reality had ever been better than his fantasy. He’d found the perfect woman living in a great house with three dumb dogs. The smartest thing to do would be to run.
Why? Sometimes, in this book, it is hard to say. I felt that Lucy and Zack’s characters were a bit too defined by their oddities. We’re told more than shown that Zack is a crazy man, for example. Perhaps the bunker-like setting (Lucy can’t even go to work so great is the danger) prevented the kind of interactions in the outside world that would have let me get to know them as more rounded. While I appreciated the fact that Lucy was willing to take some of the blame for the failure of her marriage (no demonizing of exes in Crusie), in the end she comes off as just too good and too passive to be truly interesting.
That said, it’s a fine line, I think, between low conflict and the requisite genre tension, but Crusie manages it, helped by the fact that in a 200+ page category, there isn’t time for hero/ine resistance to love to feel like an authorial trick. For example, only a few paragraphs after the above Zack quote, he realizes that “it was what he wanted forever”, and he “surrendered without a qualm.”
This happens 61% of the way in to this book. So what happens for the other 39%? Well, there is the mystery of who is shooting at them and why. But in terms of the relationship, Zack and Lucy are on different time tables, thanks both to her recent divorce and to the fact that she is trying to be more independent, and Zack’s unilateral decision making style does not suit.
Eventually, Lucy comes around, resolving that independence and logic are not the same thing:
“I don’t believe in logic,” Lucy said. “I believe in love. Especially with someone who is spontaneous, irresponsible, and inappropriate.” She surveyed him critically. “That’s you.”
Perhaps because Lucy’s resistance to Zack seemed a tad manufactured in the last third, I felt the pacing was a bit off, but overall I enjoyed this one. Overall, it’s very fun: funny, with unexpected emotional zingers amid all the laughs.