
So, you want to read some historical romance? You’ll have to take this qualifying exam.
To get the most out of your reading experience, you will have to know…
1. Some French
baignoire
plus qu’il n’en faut
c’est barbare, c’est vil!
perruque
2. A fairly wide range of literary references
Browning
Fieldingesque
Rabelasian
Hester Prynne
Turgenev
deus ex machina
3. A bit of the history of the material culture of Victorian Britain
Brougham
Burger
Drabbet
Phlegmatic
Camphor
Cravat
Furbelows
4. Familiarity with the flora and fauna of the English countryside
cob
tors
cowslips
speedwell
gorse bush
5. And some uncommon words
avidity
unguent
crenelated
raillery
desultory
scabrous
sybaritic
Got that? Ok, now you’re ready to read Patricia Gaffney’s To Have and To Hold.
Of course, this is a joke. But I am sitting here reading Gaffney while thinking about claim that romance is “dope for dupes”, and it’s just striking me how utterly untrue that is. You don’t even have to get into plot, characterization, style, and all the other things that make good fiction good.
You just have to open the damn book and look at the words.

















