Look at the front cover of the romance you are reading right now. Did you know that there is a 97.9988978% chance that if there’s a hero on the cover, it’s this guy:

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He’s got us covered, ladies. And let me say up front that I found a number of these covers at Nathan Kamp: Book Covers, maintained by CT. So thanks CT (and I apologize in advance for a post you may not enjoy).

You want category? Presents, Historical, Intrigue, Special Edition, Nocturne, Suspense?

Here’s Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, and Nathan:

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Contemporary? Historical? Romantic Suspense? Paranormal? Western?

Here’s Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, and Nathan.

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I think even the Smart Bitches would have to give Nathan a Perfect 10 for this cover. Note the large belt, the unbuttoned but tucked in shirt, and the long … erm… sword:

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Interestingly, neither Kamp’s professional modeling website, nor his new cooking website even mention his career as a romance novel cover model. Nothing in his bio. Not a single romance novel picture in his online portfolio. No name of any publisher in the long list of clients. If you relied only on Kamp and his web presence, you would have no idea whatsoever this guy ever had anything to do with the romance industry.

On the other hand, Kamp reached out to one romance website, Romance B(u)y the Book, earlier this year to publicize his new web cooking show. That article links to an older interview with Kamp, in which he says that by 2006 he had already modeled for 400 romance covers. Kamp has never read a romance. He had no idea either that romance had steamy scenes nor that there was a line of inspirational romances.

I love reading romance, but I don’t like most romance novel covers. They are not pleasing to me aesthetically, even when they feature a handsome model like Kamp. But that’s not the main issue, as you all know. The main problem is that they send a blanket message about the content of all romance novels which so many of us are trying to dispel: that they are porn for women, that what’s inside is as cheesy as what’s outside, and that they are the literary form of Xanex: temporary escapes from the drudgery of our lives.

And this message — ubiquitous, unavoidable, and univocal — is sent primarily to nonreaders, the ones who won’t ever find out otherwise, because they get the message while they are picking up some chicken at Shaws, or buying toothpaste at Target, or grabbing a book at the airport book stand for the flight, or standing in line to pay at Borders.

I think it would be nice if Mr. Kamp gave even the tiniest nod to the fact that his face and abs completely dominate the best selling genre in English fiction. And of course, I would love to see some cooler, edgier, different looking covers, especially on historicals.

But insult is added to injury when publishers take one model and put him in new poses and new clothes for cover after cover after cover after cover.  Doesn’t this further shore up the idea that there is basically one story being written over and over, and that readers keep going back for it the way a junkie keeps going back for a hit? And besides, on a visceral level, my personal limit has been reached. Psssst. Hey art department. I know it’s the same guy, even in a kilt. And I am sick unto death of him.

Thinking on it, I am pretty sure I bought a Kindle just so I could avoid looking at any more covers of Nathan Kamp.

What do you think?

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