Can you help a newbie with some of these blogger mysteries?
10. Whatever happened to Paperbackreader.net? One day it was there and the next day it was g
9. Who is the person who started Snark Underground (Too chicken to link to it. It scareth me greatly.) and why?
8. Who is Dionne Galace and how is she related to a person named “BAM”?
7. I recently figured out that the women who run the busiest romance blogs also have day jobs. So what explains their ability to do it all?
a. Adderall
b. A secret army of Oompah Loompahs hired away (by the promise of higher wages and their eventual return to their native land) from Willie Wonka’s Chocolate Factory
c. They don’t. “They” are actually teams of Brooks Brothers suited men named Mr. Smith who were trained by the patriarchy to taunt all of us average women with their seemingly effortless output. (And if we say anything about it, they shall taunt us a second time).
6. Why are there so many locked or empty fora at All About Romance? Did I miss something really nasty and awful? And why do I actually kinda regret that??
5. Why doesn’t Azteclady have her own blog so I don’t have to chase her reviews all over the place?
4. Which group of romance bloggers would prevail in a wrestling match over their favorite book (if you have a dual membership, you have to choose one)?
a. The librarians
b. The medievalists
c. The lawyers
d. The aspiring authors
3. The Romance Reader says that it is “the only Internet site offering over 7,000 candid reviews of current romantic fiction”, but All About Romance says that it offers “the smartest reviews (more than 7,000 of them!) you’ll find anywhere. Both claims cannot be true. So which one is?
2. Which next book would romance review bloggers be most willing to trade their first born child to get (this one is really four riddles wrapped in a mystery):
a. The next Laura Kinsale
b. The next Lisa Valdez
c. The next paranormal romance (as opposed to urban fantasy) from JR Ward
d. The next Judith Ivory
1. Who is Mrs. Giggles?












Creepy Covers, Pt. 3
Oct 31
Posted by Jessica in Cover commentary | 5 Comments
Once again, I stuck gold at my local supermarket’s bargain book table. I stood transfixed at this one:
Maybe it was the long day at work, but it raised a host of questions for me.
1. What do you suppose is the “miracle” of the title? Is it that she is able to climb trees barefoot and coatless in mid winter?
2. How does someone wearing what appears to be a straight jacket climb a tree, anyway? And why? Does it have something to do with the fact that her name is “Ariel” and the cover copy describes her as “magic and moonbeams”?
3. How do you think the hero intends to talk Ariel down from her perch? I’m guessing something like “Honey, I found your matching tie dyed shirt. Now you can attend the Woodstock reunion in style.” will do the trick.
4. What is the best way to explain how the hero can easily reach her?
(a) stilts
(b) levitation (he’s all mavericky, I mean magicky, too)
(c) That yellow background does look kind of end-of-days-ish. Maybe he’s sitting on one of the four horses of the apocalypse?
Luckily the author more than survived this brush with cover suicide. You can find her book list (with each of her 5 pseudonyms, whew!) at Romantic Times. Ella March Chase is the name she uses now: she has a new historical fiction book coming out this winter).
Tags: Ella March Chase, Skyfull of Miracles